parents: you need to go out more
parents: you need to exercise more
parents: YOU'RE GOING OUT FOR A WALK??? YOU?????
parents: HAHAHA WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU???
parents: why are you getting angry

londongrimshaw:

[falls in the shower] parkour

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

The restaurant business is actually pretty great.  My Lemonade in a Soup Bowl fine dining establishment makes well over $18 a day

what kind of stuff do you serve there?

Lemonade in a soup bowl

did you just reply to yourself

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

swamped:

Do u ever look at someone and you’re like how

"Rule #1: don’t get money hungry, you might end up starving"


The Great (via rozathegreattt)

human:

when you aren’t quick enough to screenshot an embarrassing snapchat of your friend 

image

gamsee:

today this white girl asked me why my hair is so curly and i said im black and she told me to say african american