reblog this if you want a terrible 3 sentence fanfiction in your ask based on your url
gonna do all wish me luck
- me in 2009/2012/this time last year/a minute ago/next year probably (via guy)
Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.
shaving ur v is really hard i don’t think us people with vaginas get enough credit for that
groot is probs assumed to be male but tbh i figure groot is a lil genderless being. who needs the gender binary when you’re a celestial tree creature. riddle me that.
"Are you a boy, or a girl?"
"I am Groot."